Now This is March Madness

– The Easter Bunny was arrested in an Iowa mall on Saturday and charged with harassment. Michael J. Desantiago, who was working in the “Have Your Photo Taken With the Easter Bunny” display, got upset when someone threw water on him. Come on, sing along: “There goes Peter Cottontail, hopping down to the county jail…..”

– Peeps, the unearthly colored, often rock hard, and very poor excuse for sugar-coated marshmallow, have expanded this year. New products include Peeps cosmetics, stationery, hats and visors, socks, and Italian gold charms. Apparently adding licensed products was easier than adding taste and quality.

– A 13-year-old boy attacked the Easter Bunny in a shopping mall in Bay City, MI. The Easter Bunny ended up with a bloody nose, the boy is being charged with assault, and luckily no children or Peeps were harmed in the incident.

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