I Vant To Be Alone, Dammit

Like cheese, fish, and fire accelerant, guests begin to stink if they hang around too long. So it should come as no surprise that when Dean Craig of Aurora, IL, asked his two guests to leave and they wouldn’t he set the house on fire to get rid of them. Hey, he warned them he’d do it. He’s been charged with arson, his mother isn’t happy because the house she owns was “engulfed in flames,” the family dog is now in an animal shelter, and his friends, well, maybe they’ll learn not to overstay their welcome in the future.

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