A Foot In The Mouth Is Worth Two On The Plate

The new European Food Safety Authority was inaugurated in Parma, Italy yesterday. At the ceremony, Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi reminded everyone that the country beat out Finland for the honor of hosting the organization. He insulted the cuisine of the losing country, saying, “I’ve been to Finland and I had to endure the Finnish diet so I am in a position to make a comparison.” Finnish people all over the country looked up from their plates of taytetty hauki to object, noting the rapid world-wide expansion of such Finnish restaurant chains as Kaalikaaryleet King, Graavilohi Bell, and Rudolph’s Reindeer Burgers.

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