An Extreme Monumental Makeover

George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln are getting a facial, thanks to a German company that is cleaning dirt, grime and lichens from the faces of Mt. Rushmore’s four presidents. After the power washing they’ll be treated to a tightening masque, eyebrow threading, and deep hydrating moisturizing treatment. Using Clinique for Men, of course. After all, real presidents don’t use Estee Lauder.

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