What If They Sold The Revolution And Nobody Came?

If there’s one thing that makes a person reminisce about the good old days of the race riots in Watts, it’s taking a mouthful of eggs slathered with hot sauce. That’s why a group of former Black Panthers are putting out Burn Baby Burn Revolutionary Hot Sauce. Well, that and the fact that The Beatles sold out to Nike, Bob Dylan to Victoria’s Secret, and the Rolling Stones to Bill Gates. Upcoming Black Panther tie-ins may include PG&E adopting the slogan “Power to the people,” Tide encouraging homemakers to “Get Whitey!”, and a line of power tools declaring “I’m Black & Decker and I’m proud.”

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