First 700 Club host Pat “Let’s assassinate Hugo Chavez” Robertson told the good people of Dover, Pennsylvania, that because they voted their school board out of office for supporting intelligent (sic) design they shouldn’t be surprised if they’re struck by disaster and God doesn’t lift a finger to help them. Apparently God’s a compassionate (sic) conservative too. Then Fox News talk-show host Bill “Fair but Mentally Unbalanced” O’Reilly, upset that San Francisco passed an anti-handgun law and an ordinance discouraging military recruiters in the schools — in the same election, no less, told al Qaeda that “Every other place in America is off limits to you except San Francisco. You want to blow up the Coit Tower? Go ahead.” It’s so hard to vote without retribution these days.