Honey, I Forgot The Kids

1. A 3-month-old baby was left in a shopping cart at a Toys “R” Us store in Midland, TX on Sunday when her parents forgot her and went home. “It was a misunderstanding among family members,” a police spokesperson said. You know, sometimes it’s so hard to agree on whether you have a baby or not.

2. A woman put her 1-month-old grandson through a security X-ray machine at LAX on Saturday. “This was an innocent mistake by an obviously inexperienced traveler,” an airport security official said. The sign said all liquids have to be checked and humans are, after all, 65% water.

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