The End IS Near!

After 28 years as the only newspaper that would tell the world about aliens endorsing Bill Clinton, the world’s fattest cats, and the recently found original Ten Commandments, the Weekly World News has announced that it will stop printing “The World’s Only Reliable Newspaper” as of the August 27 issue. Not to worry, you’ll still be able to read them online. Reportedly their slot at the supermarket checkout counter will be filled with copies of Scientific American. Or The Wall Street Journal should Rupert Murdoch succeed in buying it.

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