Sacrificial Lambs

Officials at Nepal Airlines sacrificed two goats in front of a Boeing 757 craft that had been having technical problems, in an attempt to appease Akash Bhairab, the Hindu sky god. Apparently it worked. They say the plane is fixed and is flying again. Perhaps other airlines should follow suit. China Airlines could sacrifice a chicken to keep their planes from going up in flames. USAirways, which has the worst on-time record of all airlines this year, should seriously consider sacrificing their CEO. Other American airlines, however, don’t need to bother, they sacrifice the comfort of their passengers daily.

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