Why Do You Think It’s Called A Playdate?

The Consumer Product Safety Commission has ordered that Aqua Dots, the popular toy which when sprayed with water after having been arranged into a design will fuse together, be pulled from toy store shelves. It turns out that the beads are coated with a chemical that, when swallowed, turns into the date rape drug GHB. As word of the recall circulated, Strawberry Shortcake breathed a sigh of relief, Hello Kitty had a big smile, and Ken denied ever having put Aqua Dots in Yasmin Bratz’s drink, claiming “She’s naturally dizzy. Hey, I don’t need to do that to get some, you know. Barbie would take me back in a second if that Blaine guy would get out of the picture.”

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