Ain’t That A Kick In The Teeth

A New York City businessman was getting a lap dance when the, uh, dancer kicked him in the eye with the heel of her shoe. He didn’t report it to the manager and get first aid or mouth-to-mouth. And he didn’t resign — after all, he’s not a governor. No, he filed a lawsuit against the club and the dancer claiming they were negligent and caused him to “sustain serious injuries.” Of course in the process his name was made public so he’s liable to get another black eye from the missus. A little advice to anyone considering this type of family entertainment: wear a helmet, ask the dancer to wear fuzzy rabbit slippers (Spongebob or Dora are good too), and be happy if it’s only your eye that gets kicked.

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