Damn You Orville and Wilbur!

The airline industry is a mess. American Airlines has cancelled 1,000 flights so they can check the wiring. Aloha and ATA have gone out of business. Frontier has filed for bankruptcy. And United just raised their prices up to $30 per round trip, meaning it will cost as much as $130 more for a domestic round-trip ticket now than it did the first week of January. Is it the recessi…I mean, economic downturn? Or the price of oil? According to President Bush it’s neither, and everything is hunky dorey. “Had the Wright brothers stayed in Ohio and just fixed bicycles like they should have we wouldn’t be in this mess today.” Yeah. What he said.

Category: Uncategorized Comment »

Leave a Reply

Back to top