Mommy, Where Do Big Boobs Come From?
A Miami, FL, plastic surgeon has written a children’s book. No, it’s not The Little Intern Who Could or Olivia Saves a Life, it’s My Beautiful Mommy and it explains nose jobs, tummy tucks, liposuction, and breast implants to four to seven-year-olds so they won’t be shocked when Mom suddenly comes home with big boobs or her nose looks less like Zorba’s and more like Helen of Troy’s. Look for his next book, I Won’t Have a Brother Unless Daddy Takes Viagra, due for release soon.
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