In Space No One Can Hear You Scream "Oh Shit!"

Astronaut Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper was floating outside the international space station trying to unstick a gummed-up joint when a grease gun exploded in her tool bag. As she started wiping the grease off, the tool bag slipped from her grip and floated off with all her tools inside. It was last seen heading for Jupiter where it will become the planet’s 64th moon, to be named Stanley Snap-on.

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