Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

Hold onto your bestseller list, but former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich, has landed a six-figure — you know, as in over $1 million — deal with Phoenix Books to write what his publicist says will be a book “exposing the dark side of politics.” In other shocking revelations, he’ll probably announce that the Earth is round, the sun rises in the east, and rain falls from the sky, not up into it. Now if he’d only disclose what planet his hair was born on I’d buy a copy.

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