I Archie, Take Thee…

After 68 years of stringing two girls along, Archie of comic book fame has chosen one of them. Yes, in the new issue of Archie comics he proposes to Veronica, leaving Betty in tears. The cad. While they should be getting married in the Riverdale Senior Care Community, thanks to Botox and sharp artist pens they haven’t aged a bit. Okay, a little bit—Archie finally graduated from Riverdale High School, which makes him the longest running senior in education history. And you thought Moose was dumb! No word on whether Jughead will be the best man, nor if he is, how he’ll look in a tux and that weird hat of his. Can a reality series be far behind?

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