When police in Bradenton, Florida, stopped 25-year-old Raymond Stanley Roberts for speeding and smelled marijuana, they searched him, finding a bag of pot between his buttocks. Looking into it deeper—or should we say, a further examination—revealed that someone took the name “crack cocaine” seriously. Yes, there was a bag of rock cocaine in there too. Roberts swears the pot was his but not the cocaine and says he has no idea how it got there. The police probably should search him again. Good chance this time they’ll find his head in the same place the pot and cocaine were.
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