McDonald’s, hoping to fend off those who say their unhealthy food is unhealthy, has announced that beginning next year Happy Meals will come with a half-order of apples and a half-order of fries. Unless you request all fries. Or all apples, which in some states is considered child abuse. Not to worry, just tell the kids those weird sliced things are raw Hot Apple Pie and they might eat it. Well, if there’s room after they finish that extra super-size order of fries you got them.
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