Archive for August 2012


We Were Out Of Garfield Flavored Alpo

August 22nd, 2012 — 10:22am

While trying to get at a stray kitten that was hiding in the engine compartment of a minivan in Palm Springs, California, four pit bulls managed to flatten one of the car’s tires and chew off big chunks of the fender and bumper. Not to worry, the kitten was okay and is up for adoption. And please, don’t blame the dogs. Remember, “Pit bulls don’t eat kittens, their owners do.”

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Who Ya Gonna Call? Not eBay!

August 17th, 2012 — 2:46pm

If you need to find a local Ghostbuster on eBay you’d better do it soon. According to eBay’s Fall Seller Update, as of August 30 they’ll be banning the sale of supernatural services, including: “advice; spells; curses; hexing; conjuring; magic services; prayers; blessings; Psychic, Tarot, Reiki, and other metaphysical readings & services; magic potions; healing sessions.” This shouldn’t come as any surprise to the sellers of these services who should have seen it coming.

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