At the age of 50, and 27 years after she retired from comic books, Batwoman is back and coming out of the Batcloset. That’s right, in July’s edition of the “52” comic book series it’s disclosed that she’s a lesbian. Could she have been living with Catwoman all those retirement years? It shouldn’t come as any great surprise. After all, most of the superheroes run around all pumped up and wearing tights, Batman has been living with a young boy for years, and if Wonder Woman isn’t into bondage with all those ropes and super bracelets, I don’t know who is.

Netherlands has a new political party, Naastenliefde, Vrijheid en Diversiteit (NVD), which translates as Charity, Freedom and Diversity. Their goal? To lower the legal age for sexual relations to 12 and eventually eliminate the limit altogether. They haven’t announced their campaign slogans, but possibilities include: “Politics is child’s play”, “We’re just KIDding around”, and “Hairless today, in office tomorrow.”