Mourners in Britain who can’t attend a loved one’s funeral service can now join the proceedings via live webcast. For $150. Virtual flowers, electronic sympathy cards, and sobbing avatar are all extra.

Forget guys who bounce ping pong balls into cups, cats that ride a skateboard while meowing Love Like This, and a poodle exercise class, the IRS has posted a video of Deputy Commissioner Linda Stiff telling you about the upcoming tax rebate. It’s had 9,582 views since being posted on March 21st and has a four-star rating. Not bad, but not quite up there with the Evolution of Dance which has been watched 80,403,980 times. Maybe Linda should film it again while dancing on a skateboard, bouncing ping pong balls, and demonstrating the evolution of a poodle exercise class.