Return To Sender – Addressee Unknown

Last year Nebraska State Senator Ernie Chambers filed a lawsuit against God, claiming he/she/it made threats against his constituents, inspiring fear and causing “widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants.” Yesterday Douglas County District Court Judge Marlon Polk threw out the suit because God wasn’t properly served due to having an unlisted home address. If you can get a letter to Santa Claus addressed to the North Pole, why can’t you get one to God at: Pearly Gates, Heaven?

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