The Fox network has announced a new reality show called Someone’s Gotta Go. Each week the employees of a different small business will decide which of their colleagues will be laid off. As a consolation prize, those who lose their jobs will get a chance to be on Dancing With The Unemployment Line. Other shows in the works include Take That You Worthless Pile of Crap, in which participants talk about the people they don’t like, naming names and slagging them mercilessly while showing photographs of them; Stoners, in which people are publicly stoned just for the hell of it; and I’m On TV Even Though I Have No Talent Or Anything To Contribute To Society And You’re Not, which is self-explanatory.