When Miss California USA officials took Carrie Prejean’s crown last June for belligerent behavior, lack of cooperation and contract breaches, or her opposition to same-sex marriage depending on which side you believe, it was disclosed that not only had Prejean had breast augmentation surgery so she could be competitive in the national pageant, but pageant officials had loaned her the money. Well now they’re suing to get her to repay the $5,200 she borrowed for the implants. She’s writing a tell-all book, they want the book’s profits, and legal minds everywhere are wondering, Is it legal to repay a loan for fake breasts using counterfeit money? And if she doesn’t pay up, can you garnishee her breast implants?