WWWT (What Would Wendy Think?)

Wendy’s has pulled the Disco Fever CD they’ve been putting in kid’s meals lately. Not because it contains cadmium like the Shrek glasses McDonald’s recently recalled, but because it included a version of the song Last Dance by Donna Summer with the words “so horny” in it. It’s about time they cleaned the place up. Now they need to pull the pickles, sausages, and chicken breasts. So to speak.