First there was Eau de Stilton, a perfume created for Britain’s Stilton Cheesemakers Association a few years ago. But that’s old moldy news. This Christmas you can give your loved ones Stilton beer. That’s right, England’s Belvoir Brewery has cooked up The Blue Brew by infusing Stilton into the beer during fermentation, which they say creates a unique smooth taste and a light creamy texture that goes especially well with crackers. A spokesperson for the Association said, “People often think of Stilton as a cheese just for Christmas and forget how versatile it is.” True. It could also make a great scented dish washing soap, car air freshener, and whipped topping.