Two Bundles of Joy – A woman in Brazil gave birth to a 16-pound 11-ounce baby, twice the size of your usual bundle of joy. To put this in perspective, that’s about the same weight as a bowling ball, a 6-month-old baby, two and a half full grown Chihuahuas, or enough coffee to make 1,068 cappuccinos.

Don’t Look Now – Marching band performers in yesterday’s inaugural parade in Washington, DC were told “Not to look directly at Bush while passing the presidential reviewing stand, not to look to either side and not to make any sudden movements.” Just in case standing behind a bullet-proof glass screen, riding in an armored limo, and having 10,000 security officers hanging around wasn’t enough to keep him safe.