Would You Like This Man’s Finger On The Trigger?

Vice President Dick Cheney, who is next in line to have his finger on “The Trigger” should anything happen to President Bush, accidentally shot a man he was quail hunting with over the weekend. Apparently Harry Whittington’s blaze orange outfit made him look a lot like a quail, so the Vice President peppered him in the face, neck, and chest with buckshot. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot