I Didn’t Say Reincarnated As Rabbis

According to Rabbi David Basri, a prominent Israeli Kabbalist, an outbreak of bird flu in Israel is God’s punishment for election ads that are promoting the legalization of gay marriages. He has also said Arabs are “the scum of snakes,” gays are “subhuman” and will be reincarnated as rabbits, Madonna is a smokin’ hot biatch, and that this isn’t the first time he’s channeled Pat Robertson.