A survey sponsored by Websense found that half of Americans who have Internet access at work would rather give up their morning coffee than lose the ability to use the Internet for personal use while on the job. Of course that would increase the likelihood of falling asleep while watching videos of dorky teens lip synch to Romanian pop songs. The next thing you know we’ll find out workers would rather quit their job than not be able to take home office supplies, give up sex for making personal phone calls at work (unless it’s to a sex line), and not take lunch if it meant they had to give up their mid-afternoon nap in the supply closet.