Don’t Exercise, Zen-o-cise!
Want to exercise but hate to get winded, exert yourself, and (yuck-o-rama!) sweat? Get the new Cordless Jump Rope. Actually it’s not available yet — in fact there’s only one handle in existence — but if inventor Lester Clancy has his way they’ll be on store shelves soon. He even has a patent on it, so don’t even think about cutting the rope off your handles and trying to sell it. If this works out, look for hopscotch without the hard, dangerous sidewalk; jacks without those messy, hard to grab metal thingies; and Monopoly without the board, houses, hotels, and silly deed cards.
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