If you’re looking to enter a weird contest and don’t want to eat 30 bowls of Cream of Wheat in 10 minutes, head to Ocean City, NJ this week. It’s Weird Contest Week, and you know if it’s got the official name it’s the real thing. Monday was the salt water taffy sculpture contest while Tuesday saw French fry sculpting. Today is Tastykake-sculpting (see an artistic theme here?), Thursday is the wet T-shirt throwing contest, and Friday has the biggies — the Little Mr. and Little Miss Chaos pageants and the Mr. and Miss Miscellaneous pageants. If you’re looking to enter the Putrid Pun Contest and Miscellaneous Sun Tan Tournament, stay home. They’ve dumped them. Cheeses priced! Is nothing sacred?