For years it was known as “The City of Flowers,” but not anymore, Seattle has a new slogan — “Metronatural.” Go ahead, let it roll off your tongue a few times. There, now isn’t it starting to feel like the $200,000 price tag was money well spent? Hey, at least it beats the one they started using in 1999 but no one knew about, which is a picture of an eye, an “at” symbol, and the letter L. You know, as in “See-At-L.” Well, maybe it beats that. Perhaps it’s time they forgot being cute and clever and took a more straightforward approach. You know, something like: “Seattle. You won’t be suicidal during the summer.” They’d get my tourist dollars.