It’s not easy finding the time to be religious these days. So much to do and so many things vying for your attention. That’s why it’s good to know there’s Rent-a-Pilgrim. And no, this has nothing to do with Thanksgiving, John Alden, or eating turkeys. If you want to make the pilgrimage to Fatima in Portugal, the famous site of religious visions, but just can’t fit it into your busy schedule, contact Carlos Gil. He’ll make the trek for you and send a certificate stamped along the way to prove he did it. And all for about $3,000, which is a pretty cheap entry ticket to heaven. You can book him online at Pagador de Promessas. If business is slow he might consider doing it for frequent flier miles.