Just Pass The Salt, Will Ya?
The Oklahoma legislature has approved a bill naming watermelon as the official state vegetable because, well, they already have a state fruit — the strawberry. True, some people argue that watermelon technically is a vegetable, but then some people think the Earth is flat and we don’t fall off because of the gravity machines Lemurians have built in the center of the planet. You know, the ones that cause your cell phone to drop calls. If the governor signs the bill as expected, don’t be surprised to see the robin become Oklahoma’s state meat, oil to be named the state pasta, and tornadoes to become the state trailer renovator.
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