You Lose Some, You Gain Some

A German woman who lost 225 lbs on a crash diet underwent surgery to remove the wrinkles and tighten her skin. When she woke up she discovered the doctors had put in breast implants, taking her from a C cup to a D. She’s suing. The doctors say it’s the best way to tighten her skin and she shouldn’t complain. Hopeful Shar-Peis are lining up outside the doctor’s office.