Have You Heard The One About The Salesman With a Negative IQ?

A salesman in Germany stopped to buy a lottery ticket yesterday and discovered that he’d won last week’s jackpot – a measly 20.4 million euros, or $27,267,206.76. He ran off without chatting or identifying himself because, according to a lottery spokesman, he was worried about being late for work and had to go catch a bus. All lotteries should give winners a one-question test before handing over the money: “Are you going to work tomorrow?” If they answer “yes” then they’re deemed too stupid to have that much money and the jackpot rolls over.

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