When Good Career Paths Go Wrong

One-time Olympic figure skater Tonya Harding, better known for having rival Nancy Kerrigan kneecapped — I mean, grossing us out with her wedding night videos — I mean, beating Paula Jones on Celebrity Boxing — is set to wrestle Daisy D, a 135-lb transvestite, on March 10 in Ft. Lauderdale. Somewhere in Portland, OR a guidance counselor is preparing to jump off the roof of the high school.