That Is So Annoying

Martha Stewart asked a judge to let her out of the rest of her five-month house arrest — or should we say, mansion arrest — because it’s making it difficult to produce her two new upcoming TV series. Not to mention that the electronic monitoring bracelet she has to wear on her ankle chafes her skin. Prosecutor Michael Schachter responded by saying, “Minor inconvenience to one’s ability to star in a television show is an insufficient ground for resentencing.” The judge has the option of granting her a new sentencing hearing, rejecting the request outright, or recommending that she find something more relaxing to do with her time other than working, such as planting wheat so she has flour to bake cookies for the court or crocheting electronic monitoring bracelet covers to match each of her outfits.

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