Use Head & Shoulders, Save The Environment
German researchers say dandruff contributes to pollution. A new study found unexpectedly large amounts of the flaky stuff in aerosol pollutants, right alongside human and animal skin particles, fur, pollen, algae, fungi, and viruses. These particles absorb heat to warm the air, reflect sunlight to cool it, act as the nucleus for ice crystals which turn into clouds and rain, and look unsightly on black blouses, navy suit jackets, and dark colored pillows. Procter & Gamble, the manufacturer of Head & Shoulders and a serial ampersand user, is expected to have a new ad campaign out soon: “Eliminate dandruff, not polar ice caps.”
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