Yippee-ki-yay, baiseur de mère!

Move over Jerry Lewis, the French have a new favorite actor. Bruce Willis has been made an officer in the Order of Arts and Letters, one of the country’s top honors for cultural achievement, for his work in such movies as North, The Whole Ten Yards, Armageddon, and Hudson Hawke. The honor doesn’t mean Willis will be called Sir, not even by 16-year-old stock clerks who help put his purchases in the car at Home Depot. Nor will it increase the odds that he’ll film a remake of Moonlighting, stop saying “Better Ashton than me,”or not be mistaken for Woody Harrelson by fans who can’t tell one shaved head from another.

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