Nazzareno Didiano might want to go back and talk to his high school guidance counselor, apparently his career assessment test results got mixed up with someone else’s. Didiano, an ice cream vendor in Pittsburgh, PA, got upset when a 14-year-old boy complained about how much his ice cream cost. The boy left but Didiano followed him, pulled him off his bicycle, punched him in the face, and slammed him into a wall. “Rocky” Didiano was found guilty of assault and ordered to attend an anger management class, which I’m sure pissed him off no end. I bet that’s the last time he answers “All of the Above” to the question: Would you rather sell frozen treats to youngsters or kick the crap out of them?