At Least He Didn’t Have A Nail File

In late April customs agents let Gregory Allan Despres [actual photo on the left] cross the border from Canada into Maine in spite of the fact that he was carrying a chainsaw that appeared to be splattered with blood, a homemade sword, a hatchet, brass knuckles and pepper spray. Oh yeah, officials say he “appeared to have psychological problems” and claimed he worked for the president. Oddly, the next day Canadian police discovered that two of Despres’ neighbors had been murdered, one of them having been decapitated and his head stuffed in a pillow case. They put out a warrant for Despres’ arrest. Forget the bloody chainsaw. Forget the sword and hatchet. Look at the guy’s photo. Customs agents let this man into the country?

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