The Boob Is Gone, Long Live The Boobs

You’d think that with John Ashcroft gone from the Justice Department all the boobs would be out. Well, two are back. The blue curtains which Ashcroft had installed over the statue Spirit of Justice, with her one breast exposed, and the bare-chested male Majesty of Law, are gone. The unveiling ceremony featured chicken wings from Hooters and Attorney General Alberto Gonzales wearing a tight White Hooters tank top and cute orange shorts.

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