A Head Is A Head, Isn’t It?

The Korea Baseball Organization has banned players from putting frozen cabbage leaves under their baseball caps to keep cool. They say cabbage leaves are a distraction and aren’t part of the regulation baseball uniform, in spite of kimchi being the country’s national food. The burgeoning problem came to light last weekend when Doosan Bears pitcher Park Myung-hwan’s cap fell off during a game twice and each time a cabbage leaf fluttered to the ground. When asked for a comment, Roger Clemens scoffed at the idea, then put 17 packages of Birdseye frozen Brussels sprouts in his shopping cart and hurried to the checkout line.

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