Butt Ugly

The British government has put out a series of anti-cigarette ads that say smoking is bad for your sex life because it makes men impotent and women ugly. The ads claim smoking “means you can’t get it up” and that it ages women’s skin, causing “cat’s bum mouth,” whatever that is. They should consider recruiting Sam, the three-time winner of the World’s Ugliest Dog Contest (left, real photo. Well, mostly.) as their poster dog and bag the cat’s bum stuff. Next to Sam a cat’s bum doesn’t look half bad.

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