Forget Pluto, This Is Goofy

A team of astronomers say they’ve discovered a 10th planet in our solar system. It’s 9 billion miles from the sun, takes 560 years to make one orbit, and is twice as big as Pluto. It’s being referred to by its official name, 2003UB313, until bids have been received from all major corporations that have money left over after they’ve paid to have their name slapped on sports stadiums, outdoor amphitheaters, and college bowl games.

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