Put On A Happy Face
A doctor at the Cleveland Clinic is taking applications from people who want to undergo the world’s first face transplant. Not just a nose. Not even just a new ear. No, they’re planning to take the face off a cadaver and slap it on someone else. Of course he or she will probably end up looking like John Travolta in Face/Off. Or was that Nicolas Cage? Hell, I saw the movie and I’m still confused as to who was who. Or is it whom? Anyway, there’s no word on who will be donating the face, but it’s rumored it might be Karl Rove since he’s two-faced and can easily spare one.
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