Reliving His Glory Days
A 37-year-old man from Shanghai, China asked the Guinness Book of World Records to name him the world’s youngest smoker. While there are plenty of people younger than him who smoke, he says he first started puffing on a pipe when he was three years old, a pipe which was given to him by his grandparents. The editors rejected his request, though they suggested he reapply in the categories “Stupidest Attempt to Shorten A Child’s Life”, “Most Continuous Hacking Coughs”, and “Dumbest Idea Hoping to Get in the Guinness Book of World Records.”
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