Does Merlot Go With A Mammogram?

Here’s what you’ve been looking for guys, a chance to offer your date a breast exam without seeming like a letch. Just take her to the Good Samaritan Hospital in San Jose, CA for “Make It A Date” night. That’s right, they’re lowering the lights, will have a mandolin player to serenade you, and will serve sparkling cider to create the proper mood for your prostate exam or mammogram. Sure whine is more common than wine when you get a rectal exam, but this is, after all, the New Millennium. The doctors recommend you wait until at least the second date before going to “Make It A Date” night. After all, you don’t want to spend the rest of your life with someone who sticks around after you recommend a breast exam on the first date, do you?

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